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Teacher appreciation

Happy Teacher Appreciation Week!

Thanks for not duct-taping my kid to a chair. We both know he had it coming.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 004
Shipping and handling included. Plain unmarked envelope, like contraband.
Card no. 004 · School & Academia

Who actually buys this card

  • Parents of “spirited” children
  • Room parents who know exactly what their kid did in March
  • PTA veterans with a dark streak

If any of those are you, this is your card. Blank inside the back cover so you can make it worse in your own handwriting. Every inside is stamped hrviolationcards.com, so the recipient knows exactly where to send the invoice for their therapy.

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Satire disclaimer, please actually read this

These cards are satire, and extreme satire at that. They are jokes, written to be as outrageous as possible, and they are not statements of fact about any person, boss, professor, teacher, coworker, clergy member, or company. Nothing on a card describes a real event, and no card is directed at any real individual.

To be completely clear: workplace harassment, abuse of power, and quid pro quo demands are real problems and we do not endorse, encourage, or make light of actual misconduct. The joke is the absurdity of saying the unsayable in a glitter-adjacent greeting card, not the misconduct itself.

Cards contain adult language and themes. Intended for buyers 18 and older who know their audience. If you hand one of these to someone with no sense of humor, HR, or your grandmother, that outcome is entirely on you.