Happy Mother's Day to My Mother-in-Law

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Mother-in-law

Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother-in-Law

Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who raised the man I’m slowly finishing. You had him thirty years. The warranty work is all me.

hrviolationcards.com · no. 014

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Card no. 014 · Family & Home

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The second spouse, with receipts
In-laws with a sense of humor and a scoreboard
Anyone called by the wrong name at Thanksgiving

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